Hardcore SuperWhoLockian with a butt load of fandoms and an armada of ships led by ss destiel

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primadorton:

Then I just, come on…

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Source: primadorton

donna noble + missing the big picture

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http://anondracomalfoy.tumblr.com/post/92892966091/hermione-tries-to-get-draco-to-watch-disney

anondracomalfoy:

Hermione tries to get Draco to watch Disney movies.

  • "Muggles are too much, really. Two talking dogs fall in love? And one of them’s homeless? What the fuck is this—a biopic on Potter’s life?”
  • "Granger, I highly doubt fish have emotions; do they even acknowledge they have children? Aren’t…
Source: anondracomalfoy

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doctorwhoslostcompanion:

sarakins007:

aurea-lucem:

benedict-hiddleston-pace:

I have been having an argument with a friend and he says that Marvel is for guys, please help me prove to him that there are lots of women who like Marvel!

MARVEL WOMEN ASSEMBLE

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80615 strong so far!

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Source: benedict-hiddleston-pace

  • white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
  • white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
  • white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
  • white boy: lmao
  • they continue walking for a few seconds
  • *white couple hears noise*
  • white girl: babe what that??
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *leaves her alone*
  • *choking noises*
  • white girl: zack!!!
  • white boy: ha ha just kidding!
  • white girl: asshole!
  • white boy: im just playin babe
  • white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
  • *playful kiss*
  • *things turn sexy*
  • *hear noise*
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
  • *maybe a thud*
  • white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
  • *she walks and he dead*
  • white girl: ahhh!!
  • *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
  • white girl: ahhh!!!
  • *white girl runs*
  • *dead end*
  • *hides*
  • *thinks she free n safe*
  • *guy catches her*
  • *cuts her*
  • *she dead*
  • opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
Source: zehymen

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gallifresh:

You ever just realize how lucky you are that you did that weird thing that led to you being friends with the people you are friends with?

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Source: lieucifer

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americachavez:

do you ever read a fic that is so much better than the actual canon that you get angry

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trolllbogies:

A Ravenclaw uses Alohomora

A Slytherin uses a lockpick

A Gryffindor charges to ram the door down

A Hufflepuff tries the doorknob and finds it wasn’t locked in the first place.

Finds

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leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

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Source: leonkumquat

out-in-the-open:

About the first time they met

And then they became best friends and ruined our lives. 

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Source: out-in-the-open