Hardcore SuperWhoLockian with a butt load of fandoms and an armada of ships led by ss destiel

http://anondracomalfoy.tumblr.com/post/92892966091/hermione-tries-to-get-draco-to-watch-disney

anondracomalfoy:

Hermione tries to get Draco to watch Disney movies.

  • "Muggles are too much, really. Two talking dogs fall in love? And one of them’s homeless? What the fuck is this—a biopic on Potter’s life?”
  • "Granger, I highly doubt fish have emotions; do they even acknowledge they have children? Aren’t…
Source: anondracomalfoy

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doctorwhoslostcompanion:

sarakins007:

aurea-lucem:

benedict-hiddleston-pace:

I have been having an argument with a friend and he says that Marvel is for guys, please help me prove to him that there are lots of women who like Marvel!

MARVEL WOMEN ASSEMBLE

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80615 strong so far!

(via demonandstarchild)

Source: benedict-hiddleston-pace

  • white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
  • white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
  • white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
  • white boy: lmao
  • they continue walking for a few seconds
  • *white couple hears noise*
  • white girl: babe what that??
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *leaves her alone*
  • *choking noises*
  • white girl: zack!!!
  • white boy: ha ha just kidding!
  • white girl: asshole!
  • white boy: im just playin babe
  • white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
  • *playful kiss*
  • *things turn sexy*
  • *hear noise*
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
  • *maybe a thud*
  • white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
  • *she walks and he dead*
  • white girl: ahhh!!
  • *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
  • white girl: ahhh!!!
  • *white girl runs*
  • *dead end*
  • *hides*
  • *thinks she free n safe*
  • *guy catches her*
  • *cuts her*
  • *she dead*
  • opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
Source: zehymen

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gallifresh:

You ever just realize how lucky you are that you did that weird thing that led to you being friends with the people you are friends with?

(via magicosaurus)

Source: lieucifer

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americachavez:

do you ever read a fic that is so much better than the actual canon that you get angry

(via spirkism)

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trolllbogies:

A Ravenclaw uses Alohomora

A Slytherin uses a lockpick

A Gryffindor charges to ram the door down

A Hufflepuff tries the doorknob and finds it wasn’t locked in the first place.

Finds

(via benedickcumberballs)

Source: lellandria

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leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

(via benedickcumberballs)

Source: leonkumquat

out-in-the-open:

About the first time they met

And then they became best friends and ruined our lives. 

(via bclnylon)

Source: out-in-the-open

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im-just-bad-at-metaphors:

magicalkingdomofdisney:

itsthefangirlwholived:

brookeeverdeen:

when you get your period at school

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Conceal don’t feel don’t let them know

Make one wrong move and then the blood will show

Let it flow, let it flow, can’t hold it back anymore

(via nyankat-niss)

Source: brookeeverdeen

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trehugger:

today in history class this kid said something about how women belong in the kitchen and my teacher freaked out and he made all the girls in the class write down “at 1:04pm on wednesday november 7th 2012, nick has been blacklisted” and now we’re not allowed to talk to the kid until he comes into class with the 17 apology letters that he’s being forced to write to every girl in the class

i love my history teacher

(via frecklesandfairylights)

Source: trehugger